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Eat your oatmeal.

Just take a bite,

It’s not horrible.

Thanks for sneezing your oatmeal on me.

Day-in, day-out.

Stop that!

No you can not eat your brother’s head.

If you don’t leave that cat alone I swear…

Day-in, day-out .

Get that out of your mouth!

No, seriously give it to me.

OMG where in the world did you get this?!?

You’re disgusting.

Day-in, day out.

Yes, those are his feet.

Aren’t they cute?

ACK! DO NOT BITE HIS TOES!

Day-in, day-out.

Be gentle.

TOO MUCH!

TOO MUCH!

YOU CAN’T HEAD BUTT YOUR BROTHER!

Day-in, day-out.

Take a bite of the sandwich.

Look, mommy ate it.

Thank you.

I really wanted your slobber in my mouth.

Day-in, day-out.

Yes, you have to take a nap.

We don’t throw our bottles.

Stay in your crib!

For crying out loud STAY IN YOUR CRIB!

Day-in, day-out.

MMM yummy yogurt.

Do you want a bite?

That’s what I thought.

THPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP…

Don’t you ‘uh no’ me!

Day-in, day-out.

Look it’s a ball.

Can you roll the ball?

NO!

We don’t throw the ball at your brother’s head!

Day-in, day-out.

Look at these blocks.

Don’t they look fun?

ACK! DON’T SLAP YOUR BROTHERS FACE WITH THEM!

Day-in, day-out.

Can you just try a little dinner?

If you don’t start eating we have to see a specialist.

You don’t want to see the specialist do you?

Yes, the bowl belonged on that floor.

Truly, it did.

Day-in, day-out.

Sit still.

I have to change your diaper.

Sit still.

NO!

STAY!

DON’T PEE ON THAT!

Day-in, day-out.

Goodnight my little man.

I’ll see you tomorrow.

I love you.

Day-in, day out.

It’ll all start again.

Day-in, day out.

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